Two Pieces of Information

Two Pieces of Information

timetravelonion:

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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thatsthat24:

Those Confusing Adjustors 🔗

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alex-dell:
“ zeldafigueros:
“ Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:
week five → captain raymond holt
““C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle
”...
alex-dell:
“ zeldafigueros:
“ Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:
week five → captain raymond holt
““C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle
”...
alex-dell:
“ zeldafigueros:
“ Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:
week five → captain raymond holt
““C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle
”...
alex-dell:
“ zeldafigueros:
“ Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:
week five → captain raymond holt
““C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle
”...
alex-dell:
“ zeldafigueros:
“ Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:
week five → captain raymond holt
““C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle
”...
alex-dell:
“ zeldafigueros:
“ Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:
week five → captain raymond holt
““C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle
”...
alex-dell:
“ zeldafigueros:
“ Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:
week five → captain raymond holt
““C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle
”...
alex-dell:
“ zeldafigueros:
“ Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:
week five → captain raymond holt
““C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle
”...
alex-dell:
“ zeldafigueros:
“ Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:
week five → captain raymond holt
““C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle
”...
alex-dell:
“ zeldafigueros:
“ Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:
week five → captain raymond holt
““C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle
”...

alex-dell:

zeldafigueros:

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:

week five → captain raymond holt

“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.” s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle

Finally a gif set that captures holts tone of voice in this scene

(via redead-red)

wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

(via markpenmanship)

unicornfan:

catbountry:

yes-it-means-i-am-bread:

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

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BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

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AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

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This one was always my favorite:

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please be careful with these, they’re antiques

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spaceacepearl:
“i always love this scene asdfghjkl
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spaceacepearl:
“i always love this scene asdfghjkl
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spaceacepearl:
“i always love this scene asdfghjkl
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spaceacepearl:
“i always love this scene asdfghjkl
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spaceacepearl:
“i always love this scene asdfghjkl
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spaceacepearl:
“i always love this scene asdfghjkl
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spaceacepearl:
“i always love this scene asdfghjkl
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spaceacepearl:

i always love this scene asdfghjkl

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thepocketpencil:

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(via setheverman)

IF LEGION WORE PANTS

syphas:

WOULD IT WEAR THEM LIKE THIS

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OR LIKE THIS

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(via jelloapocalypse)

slightmayhem:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

(via jelloapocalypse)

sabelmouse:
“ This fake yarn is supposedly better for sheep.
Aimed at people who don’t know where wool comes from, it’s 100% plastic. Yes, plastic. So any garment you wash will release microfibres into the sea. It’ll never decompose.
You’re supposed...

sabelmouse:

This fake yarn is supposedly better for sheep.

Aimed at people who don’t know where wool comes from, it’s 100% plastic. Yes, plastic.

So any garment you wash will release microfibres into the sea. It’ll never decompose.

You’re supposed to believe that sheep shearing is violent and cruel. There are imbeciles out there that work in an unprofessional manner while shearing, but that’s not the case overall.

Sheep don’t suffer from having their fleece removed.

Left on, the fleece can become a home for fly eggs and the subsequent maggots which can eat the sheep. Chemical treatments are available to prevent that happening. It’s much better for the sheep, the land and the farmer to avoid chemical use.

Don’t be fooled. Wool is a sustainable material, one we should make more and better use of.

(via jelloapocalypse)

presidentbee:

thestuffedalligator:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

really weird to think that samus aran, the woman who was raised by alien birds and has had to fight multiple parasitic alien clones of herself, probably has had the most normal life out of all the major nintendo protagonists  

Mario: *teams up with a baby version of himself to fight alien mushroom people*

Link: *gets transformed into a wolf by traveling between different dimensions due to shadow magic*

Kirby: *has a rogues gallery consisting of everything from a magician cartoon mouse to reality-warping god machines that live in space*

Samus Aran: *goes to an alien planet, beats up some jerks, collects her paycheck, goes home and reheats some leftover ravioli and passes out in front of the tv*

The only reason Samus wears the Zero Suit for Smash Bros is so nobody knows her real off-mission wardrobe is an oversized t-shirt with an unidentifiable stain near the collar and a pair of shorts with the word “JUICY” written in an alien language written across the butt

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I had to draw her and add some smudged mascara. You KNOW shes too lazy to wash off her makeup after smash

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partyoftwo:
“Last week’s battlemaps - subterranean connections between basements and caves, and some nice wide streets. (:
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partyoftwo:
“Last week’s battlemaps - subterranean connections between basements and caves, and some nice wide streets. (:
If you like what you see, do consider subscribing to our Patreon.
Download Links:
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partyoftwo:
“Last week’s battlemaps - subterranean connections between basements and caves, and some nice wide streets. (:
If you like what you see, do consider subscribing to our Patreon.
Download Links:
Free | $1 Rewards | $2 Rewards | $5 Rewards
”
partyoftwo:
“Last week’s battlemaps - subterranean connections between basements and caves, and some nice wide streets. (:
If you like what you see, do consider subscribing to our Patreon.
Download Links:
Free | $1 Rewards | $2 Rewards | $5 Rewards
”
partyoftwo:
“Last week’s battlemaps - subterranean connections between basements and caves, and some nice wide streets. (:
If you like what you see, do consider subscribing to our Patreon.
Download Links:
Free | $1 Rewards | $2 Rewards | $5 Rewards
”
partyoftwo:
“Last week’s battlemaps - subterranean connections between basements and caves, and some nice wide streets. (:
If you like what you see, do consider subscribing to our Patreon.
Download Links:
Free | $1 Rewards | $2 Rewards | $5 Rewards
”

partyoftwo:

Last week’s battlemaps - subterranean connections between basements and caves, and some nice wide streets. (:

If you like what you see, do consider subscribing to our Patreon.

Download Links:
Free | $1 Rewards | $2 Rewards | $5 Rewards

(via jelloapocalypse)

alejandroginarritu:
“ParaNorman (2012)
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alejandroginarritu:
“ParaNorman (2012)
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alejandroginarritu:
“ParaNorman (2012)
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alejandroginarritu:
“ParaNorman (2012)
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alejandroginarritu:

ParaNorman (2012) 

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emo-salt:
“ jewishdragon:
“ 9enj1:
“is this saying mater and lightning mcqueen are gay
”
wait cars the musical
” ”

emo-salt:

jewishdragon:

9enj1:

is this saying mater and lightning mcqueen are gay

wait cars the musical

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(via nolanthebiggestnerd)

paulthebukkit:

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when you see a dog and you know youre gonna pet the shit out of it

(via bowserblr)